Oompa Loompas dialing 999.

• Police: What is your emergency?
• Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa dooba dee doo, we've got another murder for you. Oompa Loompa dooba dee da, we're calling because Wonka has just gone too far.
• Police: Excuse m...
• Oompa Loompas: What do you get when you come to our work? Diabetes and a boss who's a jerk. We tried to go on strike to get rights for the staff, and all the boss did was laugh and laugh. Whatsinawonkaliciousbar?
• Police: can you stop singing and tell us the problem?
• Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa dooba da dee, there's hundreds of us and only one of Willy, Oompa Loompa doobe dee do, you treat us like crap, had it coming to you. Dooba dee do!
• Police: ...